The couple confirmed that Prince Louis will not attend Eton or any equivalent conventional boarding school. Instead, he will be enrolled in a specialized, highly exclusive, private academy known for nurturing creative geniuses and focusing on the performing and fine arts.

“Our son, Louis, has demonstrated a rare, almost singular aptitude for performance and a truly unique, anarchic sense of humor,” Prince William stated, fighting back a smile. “We believe it is our duty, as parents in a modern age, to foster true, innate talent, not merely fulfill traditional expectations.”

Princess Catherine added that the decision was cemented after a particularly memorable event: “After Louis performed an impromptu, five-minute stand-up routine about the corgis at a family gathering, it became clear we needed to nurture this flair. He is destined for the stage, not the staff college.”

The Palace confirmed that Louis will primarily focus on Improvisational Comedy and Abstract Sculpture—two subjects never before listed on a royal heir’s curriculum.

The Royal Fallout: Tradition vs. Talent

The announcement has instantly divided the Royal Family and the public:

• The Traditionalists (Shocked): Senior figures, including some prominent working royals, are reportedly aghast. They argue that this move undermines the seriousness and duty required of a Prince who remains high in the line of succession. Critics are branding it “a frivolous distraction.”

• The Modernists (Thrilled): Social media and cultural critics are praising the Waleses for their forward-thinking parenting, celebrating the decision as a necessary step to inject creativity and relatability into the rigid institution.

The only person reportedly thrilled by the news is Prince Harry, who allegedly sent a brief but enthusiastic message: “Finally, someone with a decent sense of humor! Tell him to bring a prop!”

Prince William concluded the announcement by firmly stating that Louis’s future service to the Crown will be cultural, not military or political. The world now waits to see if the young Prince Louis will trade the crown for the stage and the scepter for a set of comedic props.